Monkey baby, why you lookin' at me? 
Monkey baby, why don't you climb that tree? 
Hairy people let the monkey baby dance 
Hairy people let the monkey baby dance, dance 

No more!
Monkey baby's having fun 
No more! 
Monkey baby's on the run 

Bananas don't grow in the Louisiana swamp
So the monkey baby's sticking to the monkey baby bog 

Funky lady why you dissin' on me? 
Funky lady in your Continental Grand Prix 
Sexy brothers let the funky lady dance 
Sexy brothers watch the funky lady dance, dance 

No more! 
Funky lady's feelin' good 
No more! 
Funky lady's in my 'hood 

Got big feet with the bullets in my teeth 
Gotta call nine-eleven for the N.Y.P.D. 

Monkey baby why you lookin' at me? 
Monkey baby why don't you climb that tree? 
Hairy people let the monkey baby dance 
Hairy people let the monkey baby dance, dance 

No more! 
Monkey baby's havin' fun 
No more! 
Monkey baby's on the run 

Bananas don't grow in the Louisiana swamp
So the monkey baby's sticking to the monkey baby bog 

Monkey baby monkey baby monkey baby monkey baby 
Monkey baby monkey baby monkey baby monkey baby 

Monkey baby's bangin' at my door 
Monkey baby's got me on the floor 
Monkey baby's tryin' havin' fun 
Monkey baby's still the only one

Monkey baby got some fat-ass lips 
Monkey baby put them on my hips 
Monkey baby you are also bionic 
Monkey baby let's smoke some chronic 
Monkey baby share my Gin and Tonic
Monkey babies all love Miss Matronic 

Monkey baby's in my underwear 
Monkey baby's in my pubic hair 
Monkey babies think that I don't care 
Monkey baby's in my derriere 

Monkey baby like my big fat ass 
Monkey baby ridin' in first class 
Monkey baby in pantyhose 
Monkey baby got no cocaine nose 

Monkey baby ooh ya monkey baby 
I hear my monkey baby 
Monkey baby ooh ya monkey baby 
Monkey baby ooh ya monkey baby 

Monkey baby's in the Brooklyn Queens 
Monkey baby's in designer jeans 

(Spoken) 
You know, monkeys make great pets. 
It's like having a baby that never grows up. 
And they look so cute in diapers. 
And they look up at you with those big soft brown saucer eyes 
And they say to you... 

(Monkey noises) 

Baby...