(Over an eerie backing track that sounds something akin to an old B-movie horror)
35 million years ago
A group of scientists travelled to a far and distant land
In which they found a mysterious cave that resembled a vagina. 
Inside the cave, they discovered a new form of life
A life that would take them on a journey. 
A journey that would take them beneath
The valley of the Scissor Sisters (manic laughter)