I see ya dancing, damn you look good 
I wish I could dance like you, but I ain't got no legs 
I see ya having sex, damn you look good 
I wish I could have sex too, but I ain't got any sexual organs 
I see you defecating, damn you look good 
I wish I could take the shit too, but I ain't got no anus 

I rode the bicycle, of the devil 
Riding straight to hell 
Bicycle of the devil 
Will take you straight to hell 

I see you talking, damn you look good 
I wish I could speak to you, but I ain't got your love 
I see you flying, damn you look good 
I wish I could fly like you, but I ain't got the drugs 
I see you riding, on a bicycle straight to hell 
I wish I could ride with you, cause you and me and the devil make two 

I rode the bicycle, of the devil 
Riding straight to hell 
Bicycle of the devil 
Will take you straight to hell

I see you dancing, damn you look good
(I see ya dancing, damn you look good)
I wish I could dance like that, but I can't, because I have no legs 
(I wish I could dance like you, but I ain't got no legs)
I see you fucking, damn you look good 
(I see ya having sex, damn you look good)
I wish I could fuck like that, but I can't, because I have no penis
(I wish I could have sex too, but I ain't got any sexual organs) 
I see you shitting, damn you look good 
I wish I could shit like that, but I can't, because I have no butthole