Let's all go to the backwoods discotheque 
Let's go get wrecked with the sweat yeah 
If you got a car and a kinky girl you'll get wet
Right quick at the discoteque yeah

No-one knows who goes to the backwood club 
And rubs their nub in the slush bugs 
If you got booze and a dirty boy you're gonna love
That club at the backwoods discoteque

In the sweat set met gettin' freaky with the hot tub jets
Don't fret, you're a wreck
You're a drug love bug getting mushy on the pussy
Of a big pink love slug's drug hug 

Let's be friends to the end, can we pretend
Even though I thought my turkey was a hen yeah
If you take drugs with the thugs what you really need
Is hugs right now at the discotheque yeah 

Let's all go to the backwoods discotheque 
Let's go get wrecked with the sweat yeah 
If you got a car and a kinky girl you'll get wet
Right quick at the discoteque yeah 

In the sweat set met gettin' freaky with the hot tub jets
Don't fret, you're a wreck
You're a drug love bug getting mushy on the pussy
Of a big pink love slug's drug hug

(Spoken) "I walked into that goddamn club 'n they tried pullin' my panties off,
and throwin' me on the pool table. I said 'I like playin' cards
but you mothafuckas best not be playin' poker with my asshole.'"

I'm talkin' 'bout the backwoods, backwoods discotheque.
(Can you hear them calling, calling my name)
The backwoods, the backwoods discotheque.
Can you hear them calling (can you hear them calling) 
Calling your name (calling your name calling your)
Can you hear them calling (Can you hear them calling) 
Calling my name (calling my name, calling your calling your...)
The backwoods, the backwoods discotheque.
(...calling your calling your calling your calling your...)
The backwoods, the backwoods discotheque.
(...calling your calling your calling your calling your calling your name)